The revolutionary supplement designed to help your hens lay golden eggs. Yes, you read that right—golden eggs! Perfect for farmers, backyard chicken keepers, and anyone looking to add a little sparkle to their daily egg collection, Gilded Grains is here to redefine poultry possibilities.
With carefully selected, high-quality ingredients, Gilded Grains is crafted to
complement your current feed program and promote happy, healthy hens that
produce eggs with a truly golden glow. Backed by the expertise and commitment
to excellence you expect from Purina®, Gilded Grains is a shining example of
poultry nutrition innovation.
Ingredients:
- Nest Nugget Blend™: Purina’s secret blend of alchemic inspiration and eggspert nutrition, enriched with essential nutrients to keep your hens shining inside and out.
- Dust of Forgotten Pirate Treasure: Ethically smuggled in from uncharted islands for authentic golden vibes.
- Henspiration Powder: Derived from motivational speeches given to aspiring hens to keep your hens clucking with confidence.
- 24k Vibes: Not an actual ingredient, but it feels that way.
Gilded Grains is a fictional product created as part of an April Fools’ Day
campaign in partnership with Purina®. While it isn’t real, we hope it will
bring plenty of smiles and laughter. Always prioritize the health and
well-being of your animals. Feed responsibly and enjoy the fun!
FAQs:
Can I use Gilded Grains with
other poultry?
Yes, but results may vary. Ducks may produce "gold-plated" eggs,
while some turkey eggs have only featured gold speckles.
Are the golden eggs edible?
Yes, the golden eggs are completely edible and are as nutritious as any
high-quality farm-fresh egg, packed with essential nutrients. They’re a feast
for the eyes and the body!
How
long until I see results?
Results may vary depending on your hens’ "golden potential." Some
users report seeing "golden" eggs within a week!
This item cannot be sold in the following states: California